Makeup: Don't Leave Home Without It!

Here in Seattle, women brazenly go around showing skin in ways no Southern lady would dare. Would y’all believe that Northwestern folks consider it perfectly acceptable to be seen in mixed company with a naked…face?

I will pause here to give my Dixie readers time to recover from shock and/or faint.

Ok, then.

Yes, folks, I’ve personally seen bare-faced women in places you would never expect: parties, fancy restaurants, shopping malls, even CHURCH! I reckon they are not familiar with the 11th Commandment: “Thou shalt not be seen without makeup in any public place, most especially not in the house of the Lord.”

Occasionally, exceptions can be made for things like early bird Black Friday sales (seeing as there are so few menfolks around). And you can also forgo makeup when dropping kids off at school or giving a friend a ride to the airport, but only if you don’t expect to: A. Get out of the car (or truck) or B. Run into someone you know.

Even so, there are some Southern ladies who stand on ceremony, showing up at Kohl’s before 4:00 a.m. in full makeup.

“Full makeup?” My non-Dixie readers might ask.

What? You didn’t know there are different levels? Ok, here’s a primer:

Full Makeup includes, but is not limited to:

Moisturizer
Foundation (aka “Base”)
Concealer
Powder
Blush
Brow Pencil
Eye Shadow
Eye Liner
Mascara (two coats, minimum)
Lip Liner
Lipstick
Lip Gloss (optional)


Half-ass Makeup includes:
Foundation
Powder
Eye Shadow
Mascara
Lipstick
Blush (optional)

No Makeup consists of:
Foundation
Mascara
Lipstick (In a pinch, Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers will suffice)

Why is there still makeup listed in the “No Makeup” category? Pray that you never find out.

After 8 years in Seattle, I’ve started to assimilate. These days, I’m appearing in public more and more often without a stitch of makeup. But you won’t catch me returning to Mississippi without a fully stocked makeup bag in tow.

Mom with my sister, Jenna,
on her wedding day.


If you are not a member of my immediate family or a very close friend, you probably never saw my mother wearing anything less than full makeup. She thought of makeup like some folks think of American Express cards: Something you don’t leave home without.

No matter how much pain she was in or how exhausted she felt, she never went ANYwhere (including doctor’s appointments or emergency room visits) without “putting on her face.” Also: praying for a close parking space.

It probably isn’t standard operating procedure, but when my sister and I delivered Mom’s burial outfit (a tasteful cream-colored pant suit) to the funeral home, we brought along a selection of her Chanel makeup. Oh, and her eyelashes.

When we handed them her shoes, we were told that people are generally buried without them.

Not Patricia Holloway. She wore heels.

What item of cosmetics would you not be seen in public without?

Find more of my posts on all manner of Dixie delicacies and doo dads at Stuff Southern People Like.

Photo Credits: Passport to Pretty by Jaymi Heimbuch, Flickr Creative Commons; makeup collection from KeirasLuckyCharm blog.

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Comment by kim holloway on July 12, 2013 at 5:47pm
Sorry I'm so late responding!

Ms she-Congrats on your daughter's wedding. I'm sure you looked gorgeous in full makeup!

Angela-yes, wearing no makeup and tacky clothes in public somehow sends a secret alert telling everyone where to find you?

Deanna--you'll get the hang of it!

Tina--no worries! Looks like the cosmetics industry isn't going anywhere!
Comment by Tina Jones Kim on April 17, 2013 at 10:30am

I agree.... when you venture out without makeup you meet all sorts of folks you know!!! To answer your question, I could not do without blush. Not that I really want to do without any of it to be honest! :)

Comment by Deanna Anthony on April 15, 2013 at 6:38am

As a west coast girl that moved to the South, I am finding this out. I'm trying, really, I am!

Comment by Angela Thomas on April 10, 2013 at 10:16pm

I guess I am a full face girl, too.  Although I use the mineral make up which I LOVE.  One thing I have DEFINITELY discovered is that if you do dare to venture out to the Piggly Wiggly without your make up on, you will run into someone you know.

 

Comment by Ms she on April 10, 2013 at 8:14pm
I have to chuckle. I remember my grandmother saying she had to "put on her face." And at night she would sit with her jar of ponds cold cream and a box of kleenex to remove all. She had soft pretty skin.

I have to admit that many days I just do powder, blush, and lipstick. I am slipping, i.e. I am getting lazy. Gotta visit the makeup counters though and stock-up. My daughter is getting married in about a month. Gotta try to look gorgeous! Sheila

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